‘You’re consistently disappointing, cowardly, aggressive, hostile, fascinating and as pathetic as I’d expect of someone like yourself. You moan and whine your way through life. I also suspect that you’re a lazy, greedy, arrogant, narcissistic attention-seeker who feels the whole universe and history should owe a debt to you. Believe me when I say this, there’s nothing remotely remarkable about you. You’re fairly ordinary.’